To the open-mouth-snorers, the bag-on-seat hoarders, to the bare-feeters and boiled-egg eaters, to those foot-tappers and wannabe rappers, face-time fiends, lovestruck teens, die-hard fans, open-tuna cans, to those muffled bickers and back-of-seat kickers.
It doesn’t matter what you do, if you take the train – you’re a hero.